One, two, three, four. Sha-na sha-na-na-na-na, live for today. Hey-ay.
Time won’t let me; no it won’t. Time won’t let me; no it won’t.
Born to be wi-i-i-i-ild.
I had too much to dream last night, too much to dream last night.
Incense and peppermints, the colors of time.
You can gimme some lovin’, gimme some lovin’.
Bend me, shape me anyway you want to.
Ain’t a-got a-nothin’ yet.
It’s the time, of the season.
Tired of waiting for you-u-u-u.
When I think about the good life you gave me, I cry like a baby.
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Why do I still know the song samples from a 30 year old record* commercial? Weird what sticks in your brain forever, no?
Why mention this at all? The other week I was tasked with finding a new sugary cereal to break up the pattern of more healthy ones the children eat. My wife proposed Apple Jacks. At the grocery store, Apple Jacks were totally absent and I opted for Fruit Loops. Mixed success serving them at home – kids can be so picky. I’m not sure Apple Jacks are even made anymore. Though if I have learned anything from the Food Network and the show “Unwrapped”, it is this:
- There are always people out there who can’t live without their favorite old foods.
- There is always some odd company whose entire product line consists of food you thought were dead and buried.
Ok, ok. The food is irrelevant here. Ever since I had to go shop for Apple Jacks, I have had the jingle ringing in my ears. I can not remember the last time I saw the commercial – must be ages. But now I hear “A is for apple, J is for Jacks. Cinnamon toasty, Apple Jacks. Need a good breakfast, that’s a fact. Start it off with Apple Jacks.” Repeat. I know a troublingly large number of jingles this way. You probably do too. For a real laugh though, try and get very specific with the lyrics. You will quickly realize that you really have no idea what the commercial was specifically saying and that you’ve been filling in the blanks yourself for years. Sometimes to amusing and wholly incorrect ways. Sadly, I can’t remember much math. I hope it’s hiding in my brain too.
Gotta go eat now. Probably not cereal.
*Large vinyl disks that held prerecorded music. Replaced by tape and CD. Goofs.